Remember when Delta Gamma sorority girl Rebecca Martinson warned that “FRATS DON’T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you’re an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR”? And then she told you that “I do not give a flying fuck, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to your sisters”?
Yes, well, we’ve finally uncovered the magical fraternity that Rebecca Martinson feels so passionately about. Behold, the young men of the University of Maryland Sigma Nu chapter. According to the frat’s Facebook page, Sigma Nu’s slogan is: “Become Something More… Become a Sigma Nu.” Here they are, in a photo taken somewhere likely on the Maryland shore, red Solo cups held high, celebrating their pre-Rebecca Martinson lives. (Totally in love with photobombing orange shirt guy, BTW.)
In other news, sisters at other chapters of Martinson’s sorority Delta Gamma have taken to asking that the University of Maryland chapter lose its charter. On a site called Greek Rank, which oh-so-sensitively ranks sororities and fraternities based on arbitrary categories like “looks, classiness and popularity,” users took Martinson to task, though some praised her, including one particularly voracious suitor. Wrote someone going by the username A pike:
Rebecca Martinson my hat and I wish my pants are off to you I have never met a women with ure veracity. I want to bang you in McKeldin while we shout obscenities at random students from behind the stacks.you can even bring on of ure sisters for a threesome as long as u demonstrate a **** punt. Marry me? I always have morning wood
Your move, Rebecca.