Nutella Thieves Are Probably Partying With Chicken & Cheese Thieves
First, a couple of dudes stole $65,000 worth of chicken wings. Then someone stole 42,000 pounds of Muenster cheese. And now, thieves have made off with $21,000 worth of Nutella. Over the weekend, the town of Niederaula, Germany, was robbed of seven palettes of Nutella. The Nutella addicts stole the jars from a parked semi-truck trailer.
And that leads me to believe that someone is getting ready to throw the world’s biggest weird-combinations-of-food party. What could you make with all that chicken, Nutella and cheese? Let’s go to the cookbooks, shall we?
You could make:
- 52,000 Nutella and cheese danishes
- 35,000 servings of Muenster chicken and mushrooms
- 75,000 Nutella and Muenster empanadas
- 45,000 servings of chicken enchiladas with Nutella mole poblano.
Whatever the case, it’s clear these criminals have a lot of mouths to feed. [Telegraph]