Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen Roleplayer Seeks Robb Stark Look-A-Like For Iron Throne Sex Romp

Sweet Mother Of Dragons!

At this point in the “Game of Thrones” TV series (season three started a week-and-a-half ago), Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen and Robb Stark have not shared any screentime. (I don’t know if they will in the future, as I haven’t read all of George R. R. Martin’s books.) But they are both vying to rule the Iron Throne — and that is where this horny New Orleans-area Craigslister’s sexual roleplaying fantasy will take place between herself and the Robb Stark look-a-like she seeks. If you happen to have Robb’s dark curls and pouty lips and are interested in taking on the kinky role, be prepared to bring your own costumes. ”You will need to provide your own clothing,” the poster instructs. “Please keep in mind that you will have recently participated in a battle and been thrown in a dungeon, so you will not be wearing your nicest furs. I’m looking for a Stark in the streets but a wildling in the sheets.” Ooh, I might have just gotten a little damp in my smallclothes! [The Daily Beast]

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