Let’s Take A Moment To Celebrate Tim Riggins’ Birthday, Okay?

  • You guys, it’s Tim Riggins, I mean Taylor Kitsch’s birthday today and I forgot to give him a BJ as a present. Boo. [Celebuzz]
  • College Candy is getting in on the Riggins birthday action, with a mega GIF post and I am droooooling all over my keyboard. [College Candy]
  • Did Victoria Beckham get her spice rack downsized? Hehe, see what I did there? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • In other celeb plastic surgery news, did “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta”‘s Kim Zolciak buy a new face? [The Stir]
  • Is “Bachelor” Sean Lowe too busy with “Dancing With The Stars” to plan his wedding to Catherine Giudici? I think the real question is Sean Lowe bored of masturbating yet and wanting to have sexual intercourse enough that he plans his wedding? [Your Tango]
  • A Justin Bieber fan chucked her bra on stage during one of the singer’s concerts, which is only interesting to me because I didn’t know Bieber fans were old enough to wear bras. JUST KIDDING BELIEBERS DON’T KILL ME PLEASE. [PopCrush]
  • Uh, today in “Have I Been Living Under A Rock” news: Wesley Snipes has apparently been in jail for the last three years and, like, no one noticed? [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • I am of the opinion that Dave Franco is the superior Franco and it may have something to do with the way he rocks the preppy poolside look. [Socialite Life]
  • Here’s roundup of famous folks who were born in the ’90s just incase you want to feel fucking old. [theBERRY]