Ireland Baldwin Is The Most Beautiful Little Pig* I’ve Ever Seen

Oh, Ireland Baldwin, there you go winning the genetic lottery and all. Alec Baldwin’s daughter signed to big-time modeling agency IMG just last month, which definitively makes the 17-year-old a fashion fixture to keep your eye on. Here she is at the Jeffrey Fashion Cares 10th Anniversary Celebration, where she rubbed elbows with the likes of Emmy Rossum, Chrissy Teigen, and Cyndi Lauper (and, um, Kelly Bensimon). This girl is so beautiful it’s almost stupid… and she’s six foot two. That is ridiculous. I fully, 100 percent stalk Ireland on all social media, and she seems like a really, really cool person. She handles all of her inevitable Twitter bullying like a serious champ. Plus she has a gorgeous boyfriend, whose name is Slater Trout, just in case you were wondering. I’m a little girl crush-y. Consider me on official Ireland Watch from here on out, okay? Slater Trout, too. Slater Trout.

*This is in reference to that infamous voicemail Alec Baldwin left for his then-11-year-old daughter, just FYI.