Evening Quickies: Ryan Gosling Saves The Cows

  • We knew Ryan Gosling loved his trusty mutt, but now he’s spread his love of animals to the barnyard. The Gos penned a letter on behalf of PETA (side eye) to the National Milk Producers Federation this week asking them to halt the “barbaric practice” of removing calves’ horns. Get to it, milk producers. Ryan hath decreed it so!  [Yahoo News]
  • Can Lena Dunham only write male characters who are misogynists or date rapists? [Salon]
  • Street style blogger Garance Doré has very strong feelings that “vagina” is an ugly word and we should all be saying “pussy” instead. I’m pretty sure anything is better than “vajayjay.” [Fashionista]
  • Oh, Simon Doonan, what were you thinking suggesting we “bring back the Afro”? [Madame Noire]
  • Ke$ha had “eyeball sex” with Johnny Depp. It’s less gross than it sounds. [Huffington Post]
  • Miley Cyrus and Snoop Lion did a song together? Sure, okay, whatever. [Just Jared]
  • A comic book artist envisions what fully clothed female superheroes would look like. [The Gloss]
  • On MTV’s “Buckwild” star Shain Gandee, who was found dead on Monday, and the appeal of the ‘reckless redneck.’ [Christian Science Monitor]
  • A supercut of all the “Star Wars” references on “30 Rock” ever. [Next Movie]
  • In honor of Amanda Bynes’ birthday, here’s a guide to how she can get Drake to “murder” her “vagina.” [PopBytes]
  • Gratuitous baby panda video! [YouTube]

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