Amy Poehler Is Dating Nick Kroll And We Approve

  • New couple alert! Amy Poehler is dating comedian Nick Kroll of Comedy Central’s “The Kroll Show.” I refuse to believe this is true. It means Amy and Will Arnett are really over. [Page Six]
  • Kate Middleton’s charitable foundation has trademarked her name for clothing, footwear and headgear. This doesn’t mean we’ll all be able to buy a pair of Duchess of Cambridge jelly sandals anytime soon — it was probably just done so no one else could trademark it. [Telegraph UK]
  • Angelina Jolie has funded the opening of a girls’ school in Afghanistan. [US Weekly]
  • Beyoncé and Andre 3000 are going to cover Amy Winehouse’s “Back To Black” for the soundtrack of “The Great Gatsby.” [Miss Info TV]
  • Headline of the day: “Taylor Swift Was Nearly Impaled By Ed Sheeran’s Hobbit Sword.” Get your mind out of the gutter. It’s about an actual Hobbit sword. [Starpulse]
  • Kim Kardashian wore track pants! Yay! A normal pregnancy outfit for once! [Celebitchy]
  • Katie Holmes is dating jazz musician Peter Cincotti, 29, whom she met a few weeks ago at a party. [Starpulse]
  • 10 ways to breeze through laundry like a boss. [LifeHacker]
  • Adam Levine’s foolproof theory of relationships: “If you don’t get married, you can’t get divorced.” Hey, it’s true. [Celebitchy]
  • Huffington Post founder Arianna Huffington has been accused of trashing a New York City apartment she leased for two years. [Yahoo]

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