Beware The Attack Cat

Jessica Wakeman / March 27, 2013

Beware the angry beast! He crouches, ready to pound on bare ankles and dangly shoelaces. Just, you know, not when he’s busy wedged inside a box, licking his bum. Warn your guests about Fluffy’s killer impulses with this goofy orange rug, which is perfect as a welcome mat. Seriously, he’s a totally vicious attack cat … even if the only thing he’s attacked lately is a houseplant. [$19, Urban Outfitters]