Yes, This “Unassembled Snowman” Is Going For $10 Million On Ebay

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Itching to relive the winter wonderland of the past few months? Well, if you’ve got $10 million dollars and a really big cooler, a guy in Rotherham, UK, will happily sell you an “unassembled snowman,” aka a big pile of snow. But hey, if that’s too rich for your blood, you can also take a gander at a cheaper, similar snow-portunity. A guy in Kent, UK, is also selling an “unassembled snowman.” Here’s his listing…

Ok here we have a 6ft self assembly snowman in pure white.
Comes compleat with stones for eyes carrot nose and red pepper lips.
Scarf and hat not included.
Item is collection only due to weight.
Other sizes available also other face combo.
Be quick limited time offer.
When it’s gone it’s gone…..
See my other listings for more great deals !!!

The seller, a company called Prestige Interiors, Ltd, says that any money it gets for the conceptual snow man will be given to a local Lions Hospice. A third snowman (self-assembly, buyer must collect) is available, too, from boojiboy09 in Cardiff, Wales. There are ten available in the listing, though the seller notes, they are “all the same color.” Bidding starts at £100.

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