Prince Harry Misses Me, Coming Back To America

  • Prince Harry is headed back to the U.S.! But there will be no nakey-times in Vegas on this trip. He’ll be visiting Washington, D.C., Colorado Springs, areas of New Jersey hit by Hurricane Sandy, and Greenwich, Connecticut, for a game of polo. Something tells me he’s going to be kept on a tight leash, meaning no Hot Ginge naked photos. :( [AP]
  • Miley Cyrus explains that unicorn onezie “twerking” video. Also, she and Liam Hemsworth are supposedly back together. [New York Daily News]
  • Snooki’s little meatball Lorenzo has gotten baptized, proving once and for all that his mama does not burst into flames upon stepping inside a church. [US Weekly]
  • The 10 juiciest memoirs ever written by women. [Flavorwire]
  • Preach it, Helen Mirren! [Express UK]
  • New Daft Punk album! It’ll be called Random Access Memories. [Laughing Squid]
  • It’s impossible to read Gone Girl without getting a crush on author Gillian Flynn. [Guardian UK]
  • Isla Fisher from “Bachelorette” is shopping a screenplay she wrote with her mom. [Express UK]
  • Mark Badgley and James Mischka, the design duo behind (duh) Badgley & Mischka, married last week in NYC. [ The Cut]
  • Oasis and Blur shared a stage this weekend, ending some kind of silly old Britpop feud. [Gawker]
  • Mr. Feeny will appear in the “Girl Meets World” pilot. [TVline]

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