There’s No Joe Jonas Sex Tape, Says Joe Jonas

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 22, 2013
  • Joe Jonas’ reps are denying a sex tape exists of he and his girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler smoking pot, doing shots, and playing with kinky sex toys like ball gags and paddles. “There is no truth or validity to this story,” his reps told E! News. “It is completely false.” RATS.  [Huffington Post]
  • Lindsay Lohan plans to spend her time before court-mandated rehab in, um, style: “A week with Charlie Sheen in LA, then she wants to go to Brazil. I kid you not,” says a source. Oh, we believe you. [Page Six]
  • Debunking the myths about Ryan Gosling’s “break” from acting. [Atlantic Wire]
  • The same mentally ill man who plotted to decapitate Joss Stone also had a diary wrote about Beyoncé, Eminem and Chris Brown. [Eonline]
  • Tilda Swinton gave a speech at the opening of the V&A Museum’s David Bowie exhibit. [NYmag.com Vulture]
  • There’s four new novels coming out about Zelda Fitzgerald. Four? Doesn’t that seem a bit excessive? [WSJ]
  • It’s the ultimate spring 2013 nail polish guide. Obsessed with those lavenders from Butter. [Fashionista]
  • If rumors that Elisabeth Hasselbeck is leaving “The View” are true, she could be headed to CNN. [Perez Hilton]
  • Chinua Achebe, the Nigerian author of Things Fall Apart, has died at 82. [New York Times]
  • This doggie photobombed every single photo in this Craigslist apartment listing. [Happy Place]
  • The Vatican is tweeting about … Batman? [Daily Dot]

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