Jon Hamm’s 8 Most Ballsy Moments

God bless Jon Hamm and his floppy, free-spirited junk. That man’s cock and balls are all over the place and he just doesn’t seem to mind at all. Not that we’re complaining. We enjoy gawking, trying to understand what’s going on his pants.

But apparently the execs at AMC don’t share in our joy of Jon’s junk. A confidential source said that Hamm was instructed to bridle his balls for this season of “Mad Men.” 

“This season takes place in the 1960’s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination … Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear,” said the source.

I guess that explains the relative tameness of Jon Hamm’s bulge in these Hawaii pictures. How will we entertain ourselves now that he’s wearing underwear? As a farewell to our favorite celebrity package, I’ve rounded up a few of his junk’s best appearances. [NY Daily News]