Alexis Bledel & Vincent Kartheiser Are Engaged

  • Rory Gilmore and Pete Campbell are engaged! I mean, Alexis Bledel and Vincent Kartheiser, who met on the set of “Mad Men,” are getting hitched. Will Jon Hamm and his wonder wang officiate? [US Weekly]
  • Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are supposedly naming their baby “North,” so her name will be North West.  Or North Kardashian, I suppose. Either way, NO. [Crushable]
  • Patti Stanger from “The Millionaire Matchmaker” is engaged to her boyfriend David Krause, a mortgage broker. You know these two had no sex until monogamy. [YourTango]
  • Folk singer Michelle Shocked launched into a bigoted anti-gay rant this week, but now that all the venues on her upcoming tour canceled her concerts, she says, “I judge not.” [Queerty]
  • Macklemore freely volunteered to TMZ’s video cameras that he’s jerked off inside airplane bathrooms before. Why not just use one of his skeet blankets? [Bossip]
  • Seven things Tina Fey revealed in her episode of “Inside The Actors Studio.” [ Vulture]
  • Pink interrupted a concert mid-song when she saw a little girl crying in the front of the audience. She ran backstage and grabbed a stuffed frog toy and a Rice Krispy treat for the child. LOVE. []
  • Kate Middleton stood inside a subway car. She didn’t ride it. She just stood inside it for a photo op. Princesses get their own special subway cars that don’t smell like poop. [Express UK]
  • Kate Spade’s Saturday line launched and … it’s really ugly. [Says Jessica. I like it. — Amelia] [Racked]
  • Baauer penned an open letter to the neighborhood of Harlem apologizing for “Harlem Shake.” I’m still waiting on Psy’s apology for “Gangnam Style.” [Clutch Magazine]

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