Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of March 18-24, 2013
Aries (March 21-April 19): Your moodiness will hit an all time crazy, soaring high, then slamming you down and then flying you out into a new direction. You’ll be vibrating such a wacky energy, people will wonder what you’re cooking in your basement, but be too polite to ask. Of course, to know you is to love you, so do take notice of those running for cover.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Whoever said you were slow obviously didn’t have the patience for your thorough decision-making or the stamina to keep up. So, screw them. This is not the time to let critiques get to you, because it’ll be about the person spewing the judgments, not you. For some, putting you down is the only way they feel they can get a leg up. Lame.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): You’ll be one touchy bitch when it comes to group dealings, as you will not have compassion for morons trying to kiss your ass. Sure, their offer might just be friendship, but lowering yourself for the sake of another will only waste precious time—and if this makes you a snob, well, it wouldn’t be the first time you were accused of such a thing. So, who cares? Be as sharp as you need to.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): If life were fair, people would understand what’s going on in your head and act accordingly. That’s why you need to take an offensive role now, instead of trying to lay low on the defensive. Seems there are only so many times flying under the radar will get you a free pass, and this is not one of them. To play a worthy game, step it up.
Leo (July 23-August 22): If you’re going to learn something new, you might as well go all out and grasp the lesson to the fullest. Spare no expense when it comes to delving into your curiosities, because there is nothing as powerful or effective as full submergence to pick up new knowledge. Plus, you do it right and this will be info that could serve you a lifetime.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): The worst thing to do now is consider your pride too deeply when it comes to love. There is always some sacrifice to be expected as you open up your heart in a new relationship. However, after the initial shock, you will understand that other parts of your life will fall into place from this inadvertent push.
Libra (September 23-October 22): You only have yourself to answer to at the end of the day, and if what you want matches your boo’s agenda, then hurrah, you will have a very happy few weeks. If it’s not, then woe is you, as you will be all sorts of irritated as you try to work as a team. Of course, peace of mind and balance doesn’t always have to come in twos.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You’ll be over daydreaming and will be ready for business. No more wasting time on things and people that aren’t giving you the same thrills as they used to. Yes, the past is dissolving into the back reaches of your mind and so it has to, as a new cycle of sexual energy is underway. What once got you off will no longer work because you’ve evolved.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Wake up fairy princess, because no matter how passionate you want to believe in your ideals, it won’t make them right in another’s eyes. Your lofty ways won’t work well with them, as they won’t be on the same page and will worry about picking up the slack. Which means, one day they could just throw you to the wolves. So, this week, allow no margin for error.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You can’t have everything all at once, but be grateful for what you do have and just in case, have several options ready to roll. Not that you have to obsess about a backup plan, but there are more ways to the top than the obvious. Nothing is set in stone; so to ensure success, look at your current dilemma from more angles, because it’s in there, and it’s a better one.
Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Break out the fighting words, because if you want to bag the love you desire, there is an intellectual challenge to overcome. So, navigate it like you know all and break out your cocky energy. Nothing assures someone of your capabilities than fearless confessions. Sure, you don’t have all the answers, but who needs to know that?
Pisces (February 20-March 20): Let loose the impulses you’ve been suppressing in an attempt to avoid hurting anyone. Change is on the way and it’ll be best if you’re the one to incite it. Otherwise, if you keep stalling, you will find fewer graceful ways to make it happen. Sacrifice is a necessary part of growth, so understand the longer you go on denying your own needs, the person you’re hurting the most is you.