- Because rehab has worked so well for her in the past. Sigh. [Vanity Fair]
- Attention, geeks: a new book is coming out filled with “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” lore. [io9]
- Some dude asked Kate Upton to be his prom date. Good luck, kid. [HyperVocal]
- Emma Watson is really, really not playing Anastasia Steele in the 50 Shades Of Grey movie, okay? [Black Book Mag]
- Did the History Channel make the devil in its miniseries “The Bible” look like Barack Obama on purpose? [World Of Wonder]
- Folk singer Michelle Shocked freaked out onstage in San Francisco, ranting about gays and then announcing “God hates fags.” The club cleared out. Good. [Queerty]
- Reddit debuted an original web series called “Explain It Like I’m Five.” First up, Friederich Nietzsche and existentialism. They actually explain it to five-year-olds. [Laughing Squid]
- Tiger Woods posted pics of himself and Lindsey Vonn on Facebook by way of confirmation that these two are dating. [Facebook.com/Tiger]
- New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg couldn’t get 32oz. soft drinks banned. (Enjoy yours, Sarah Palin!) Now he’s going after cigarette displays. [Bloomberg]
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