Lindsay Lohan’s Trial Starts Next Week

  • St. Patricks Day? Who needs it! Lindsay Lohan is headed to trial next week for that whole car crash incident in June where she allegedly lied to cops and bribed a truck driver to lie for her. So start popping your popcorn and practicing your eye rolls now! [Daily Mail UK]
  • DO NOT WANT. Matt Lauer is reportedly going to replace Alex Trebeck as the host of “Jeopardy.” I cannot imagine anyone but Trebeck in that role. He’s not allowed to retire. Or die. [NY Post]
  • Oh, just a map of “Friday Night Lights” shooting locations in Austin. You’re welcome. []
  • Model/singer/actress/former French First Lady Carla Bruni made a snotty comment about France’s new president in a new song called “The Penguin,” which is apparently a French slur for “buffoon.” [Huffington Post]
  • Joss Whedon can’t even begin to think about a “Firefly” reboot right now, so calm your tits. [The Mary Sue]
  •  Living with your boyfriend vs. living with your best friend vs. living alone. [Thought Catalog]
  • The biopic about ’90s girl group TLC has cast its LA Reid. [Madame Noire]
  • Bright Lights Big City author Jay McInerney may or may not be writing a book about The Great Gatsby. [New York Observer]
  • Chelsea Clinton bought an $10.5 million New York City apartment like it ain’t no thang. [People]

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