Charlie Sheen Wants You To Throw Dog Poop At His Daughter’s Former School

  • Charlie Sheen’s daughter Sam has been bullied, so naturally her dad took to Twitter to advise people throw dog shit at the school and spell out the name “VICTORIA.” [The Superficial]
  • But that’s not half as bad as Justin Bieber ranting on Instagram that he’s not going to rehab, nothing is wrong, everything is fine, and “to those comparing me to Lindsay Lohan look at her 2012 tax statements ;).” Wow, bitchy! Yesterday the Biebs blamed his breakdown on the gym. [TMZ]
  • Women are “rushing” to plastic surgeons to get Kate Middleton’s nose. Uh huh. Right. [New York Daily News]
  • This is the most amazing news story of the day: “Dina Lohan Publicly Scolded After Her Drunken Auction Antics Piss Off World’s Richest Man.” [Perez Hilton]
  • Lil Wayne was hospitalized this week after suffering a seizure in Los Angeles. [TMZ]
  • Here’s where you go can listen to Dido’s new album Girl Who Got Away for free. [The Daily Swarm]
  • Josh Duggar — eldest child in the hyper-fertile Duggar family — is moving to D.C. to work for a Christian organization that promotes “family values and the right to life.” [Faith Goes Pop]
  • One of the Spice Girls took the London tube for the first time in 17 years and livetweeted her trip. Stars, they’re just like us! Only not. [People]
  • My crush on birthday boy Taylor Hanson will never not be a thing, so deal with it. [PopDust]

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