Most Depressing Temp Job Ever Ends With A Man Losing His Penis

Penis Accident

What’s worse than working a temp job? Having your penis sliced off while working a temp job. Edgardo Toucet of Florida is suing the staffing company that sent him to work at Future Foam where a peeler machine accidentally took off his penis AND balls. Want more details? I’m sure you do.

The peeler machine, used to slice through industrial carpet foam, requires two people and endless safety precautions to operate. Toucet claims he “received no orientation or other formalized instruction or training in preparation for his temporary work assignment as a peeler machine helper,” just a lousy pair of safety goggles which did dick to protect his dick. So, you know how this story ends. It ends with Toucet’s manhood coming into direct “contact” with the peeler’s razor-sharp spinning blade.

The poor man. Toucet is seeking damages for gross negligence. Ya think? [Broward New Times]

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