Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of March 11-17, 2013

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’ll have gone as far as you can with a secret and it’ll be time to liberate yourself from all the skeletons you have piled up in your brain. Things are not as crazy as you think, so don’t let your imagination get the best of you and try to assume you know how others will react to your news. You’ll find there are key people on your team that you can always rely on.

Aries (March 21-April 19): We all can’t be beautiful, rich and talented … or can we? Yes, remember, you were born to break the rules and forge a new undiscovered path, on your own terms. If you can think it, you can have it. Sure, things don’t always proceed in that way, but this isn’t the time to go down without a fight. Random surprise victories can occur now.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): If you want to be bored, you can be bored. If you want to play God, you can play God. Time to wander back into the deepest recesses of your mind and pull out that special power you have that gives you purpose. Yes, this week will truly put you in an existential moment, but if you want it, that happy ending is your’s to take.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): It may be your curse that you’ll always have to fight with people around you over the pettiest details. Whatever. Think of it as your gift to humanity; as a born communicator, you can’t deal with bullshit and you must be the one to clear it up as you hear it. If there’s one thing you can’t tolerate, it’s disobedience. So, take charge and show no mercy!

Cancer (June 21-July 22): There are too many considerations you are currently taking into account and the more you think about them, the more you self-sabotage. If you want it, just take it. After all, this is your moment to grab what you can. If you chase dreams, you will live them. If you chase security as comfort, not happiness, then that is what you live. Choose wisely.

Leo (July 23-August 22): Your strength is that you don’t shy away from putting yourself on the line publicly. After all, humiliation is the highest stake you can play and if you’re going to fail, you believe in doing so ginormously. Ultimately, you know you’re one that always bounces back, and if you can’t have it large, you won’t want it at all.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): You may have to push your boo to get in the mood, but this week, you’ll be doing your best work on your back, knees and what have you, because you’ll be horny in a way that must be attended to. So, put the “do not disturb” on the door and go at it, because this is your week for release and sex is your fastest and most effective ticket to that blissful paradise.

Libra (September 23-October 22): An “ah ha!” moment is on its way and will add purpose and focus to your system. While this will hardly seem sexy for anyone else to hear all about now, who cares? This is your time to indulge your inner dork and love it—which means no judgment. After all, this is progress, your progress — so make sure no one rains on your parade!

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): No one should make you lose your self-respect and if you want to win the next move, the universe is suggesting you don’t give into yourself either. Play this game prudently, as it’s just how life is right now. However, you do have a choice in who you play with, as there are certainly more exciting partners out there who will make this game more fun, and not in a Sudoku-kind-of-way.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): You’ll be feeling highly motivated and confident because you’ll have every reason to be. There are things that are not perfect in your life and you may never get it right, but instead of trying to conform to these aspects, get the world around you to bend to your needs. Someone has to be in charge, and that someone can be you!

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Be careful of family trying to take advantage of you, or those you live among, because this week, people will be playing up their dramatic emotions, trying to guilt you into their control. Screw that! This week isn’t for placating your time to another’s cause, so get ready to draw boundaries and avoid the thankless pursuits others will ask of you now.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You’ll be waking up in some strange predicaments, but all will be of the lovable and comedic kind. Yes, misunderstandings will be aplenty, requiring that you hustle fast to explain yourself. Even if you don’t exactly get your own reasoning, just talk your way out of things as you can and leave fast. Trust karma will have your back and always be aware of your closest exits.