Hey Rose McGowan, Are You Okay?
Rose? Rose? Over here Rose? I know you like to do weird things with your hair — I get it. Maybe blondes do have more fun or something. It’s not exactly the hair color that I’m quarreling with. It’s more…just…everything? Like, do you really need to be sporting a clear rain poncho? Plus white jeans? Plus a strange owl sweatshirt? The whole effect is very unsettling. If you need to talk to someone, I’m here.