More Deets On The Alleged Liam Hemsworth/January Jones Makeout Sesh

  • A guest at a private Oscars party says a “wasted” January Jones was pawing at Liam Hemsworth in front of other guests and he told her, “We can’t do this here.” Then they went out in a hallway and were “making out.” Yikes. Earlier this week, his fiancée Cyrus tweeted about “lies,” said that she had not called the wedding off and she was leaving social media for awhile. It’s not looking good. [Perez Hilton]
  • Elisabeth Hasselbeck and her kooky extreme views aren’t getting renewed at “The View,” US Weekly is reporting. [Mediaite]
  • Christina Hendricks is set to star in an adaption of Joan Didion’s novel A Book Of Common Prayer, about American women living in Latin America based on Didion’s own experiences as a reporter. [Jezebel]
  • Last week my sister went to something called a “cougar party.” Naturally, being a gossip, I told our mom. It ended up not being funny because she didn’t know what a “cougar” is. I should have just shown her this chart. [World Of Wonder]
  • Just weeks after they pissed off the whole world  by calling a 9-year-old girl a c-u-next-Tuesday, staff from “The Onion” is going on tour with the Second City comedy troupe called “The Onion Live!” [Huffington Post]
  • “Pitch Perfect” star Anna Kendrick and her longtime boyfriend “Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World” director Edgar Wright. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Sofia Vergara is allegedly planning to hire a girlfriend as a gestational surrogate so she and fiancé Nick Loeb can have a baby together. Sofia already has a 21-year-old son named Manolo. [New York Post]
  • How not to write, market and sell a supernatural romance novel. [The Billfold]
  • Geeks made Hogwarts out of LEGOs. [Geekologie]
  • “Oversharing Dude Gets Vibrating Dildo Stuck Up His Ass, Livetweets Trip To ER.” [Gawker]

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