Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of March 4-10, 2013

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Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’ll be in the thick of things, in terms of your emotions and all round dealings with life. This will force your hand into a major overhaul and you’ll have to make some concessions. You get that the world isn’t waiting to give you a fairytale moment; so instead, you’re going to have to seize it. After all, the key to success in battle is good timing, so know this is yours now.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Fall back on your experience. You have been through enough trials and tribulations to know how to make hard decisions. Forget the drama and just take that breath before moving on to something that you know your talents can shine in. However, know that you also will have to sacrifice something to get there too. This isn’t the time to have it all, but trust it’s getting closer.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): You’ll be fifty shades of aggravated at the flakey side of your honey and their friends. Seems a bout of peer pressure is going to hit you in a non-direct way and that might make you lose your cool with the one that usually makes you coo. WTF?! No matter, just give it time. If the ire persists, rethink your commitment. If it eventually endears you, then brava, you’re in love.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Don’t be shy about reaming someone right to their face, because this isn’t the time to be shy about bringing out the claws. Don’t worry, you won’t upset your prey, but rather cause a third degree ball burn, in the most sensually memorable way. It seems a twisted challenge is what your target will be into. Yup, some people are sick, and that is just how you like them.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Dreams are going to get more vivid, and you’re going to have to check out of reality in order to follow your intuition. Bigger possibilities are in store now, but not if you waste more time sitting on the fence trying to decipher what tomorrow can be, while dealing with the tedium of what your life is today.  Follow the hands of fate.

Leo (July 23-August 22): You’re a maniac and you know it, so don’t hide your crazy from the latest love in your life. After all, if you hold it in any longer, that side <i>will</i> break out and could stun hard. So, just warn your baby in advance about what buttons to to push, because that will make you one degree less insane.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): The bullshit with your boo tires you out a lot, and just when you think each time is the last straw, there you go again, back at it. Yes, your life will resemble Groundhog’s Day, but you can hit the stop button on the deja vu if you want. Perhaps if you rewind far enough you can see what made you get into it in the first place.

Libra (September 23-October 22): Being motivated to deal with your responsibilities will come in small fits first, then sudden bursts and then it’ll die out. So, learn how to pace yourself, as it’s your ticket to paradise. You can have it all, but only if you stay efficient, focused and strong. Yes, every day will have an uphill climb, but there is a point to all of this and soon you will see the tip of its apex.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Nobody suspects how dark you can get. Of course, even if you decided to mope in public, those superficial thinkers that you find yourself around wouldn’t get it. Accept you go way deeper in your thoughts than most, but the sad truth is that it won’t entitle to you anything extra. This week, it’s okay to play dumb with yourself. If anything, give yourself a break.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): While you don’t want to act like a baby, it will help to break out your helpless victim act to get attention from the one you love. Do it comedically or dramatically,  doesn’t matter — you need love and knowing where you belong now. If anything, it will help you from drifting in the wrong direction.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Don’t let indecisiveness weigh you down, but don’t be foolish with your choices or from whom you ask advice now either. If you open up to anyone else’s opinion, other than your own, you’ll get twisted into an emotional pretzel, and it will stop you from moving forward. No matter, you’re the only one that needs pleasing now, so trust yourself.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You can’t fight your need to give. While you would like to have a badass streak, you can’t deny your sweetness. Although you don’t know how to always smoothly express the rebel in you, don’t get down on yourself and let your guilt run amok either. Being good is being honest and that’s all you need to do, because at the end of the day, no one is judging you, but you.

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