Morrissey Hangs With McDreamy, Berates Beyonce, Snubs Marriage

Julie Gerstein | March 4, 2013 - 11:20 am

Oh Morrissey! He’s had such a busy weekend! On Friday, “The Boy With a Thorn In His Side” took to the stage at Los Angeles’ Staples Center and took Beyonce to task for purchasing bags made out of rhinoceros. Beyonce’s choice of bags, claimed Moz, are responsible for the extinction of the rhinoceros. Mmkay!

Another complete Morrissey mindfuck? His Friday show was introduced by Patrick “McDreamy” Dempsey. Because, yes, totally — friends that coif together, stay together.

But wait! There’s more!

In his recent Rookie magazine interview, good ol’ Moz Sticks took the concept of marriage to task. “Everyone is, in fact, alone,” he said. “Being contractually tied to another person – in marriage, for example -accentuates the loneliness, because you have effectively allowed the state to determine your obligations to someone, as if you can’t trust and manage your own feelings by yourself.” Well isn’t that motivational?