Essential Gear For Anybody With A Unicorn Sexual Fetish
It takes all kinds, right? Some like vanilla, others chocolate. And some folks have a rather sexual association with unicorns. Fancy a unicorn hoof boot, do you? Well, wonderful. We’ve got you that, in all its bizarre rubberized glory, right here. Etsy seller Oonacat makes these custom boots in both black and white urethane. Explains Oonacat’s page:
Rare and elusive, these mythical equine are the creatures of legend and of Otherland. These beautiful hooves are made to order, and are completely customizable. They are a heelless platform shoe or boot. Each one is hand sculpted and cast urethane using professional grade materials only. I take great care to make these durable and beautiful. I consider these a work of art for each customer.
And if you’ve been searching for the perfect accoutrement to go with your unicorn boots, we’ve got just the thing…
Etsy seller Gimmcat makes Unicorn wigs! She’s got a variety of styles, from Rainbow Brite unicorn to Princess Celestia and beyond.
She sells Unicorn “tails,” too.
I think my work here is done.