It’s not often that a dude comedian stands up for a woman who’s getting fat shamed — and be funny about it! So a big high five, or whatever it is they do Down Under, to Australian comedian Adam Hills for telling Joan Rivers to STFU. Joan’s been all over the place cracking jokes about how fat Adele is and on his UK show The Last Leg, Hills called her out in a very emotional “FUCK YOU!”
If you make fat jokes, you’re being a dick! And I’m referring to you, Joan Rivers. Seth MacFarlane started it at the Oscars but after the Oscars, Joan Rivers tweeted “You could easily pick Adele’s Oscar out of the lineup. It was the only one wearing Spanx.” Then she went on the Letterman show and made a whole bunch of awful jokes which included her saying “I met Adele” and then she went [puffs cheeks out and makes "fat" motion with hands]. FUCK YOU!
And it gets better from there…
How dare you make fun of one of the best female role models on the planet for the way she looks! Adele is one of the very few women in pop music that I want my daughter to look up to. And you’re making fun of the way she looks when you’re so insecure about your own face that you’ve spent so much money on your own face that you’ve spent more money on it than the producers of “The Life Of Pi” spent on that tiger. I’m not finished! I’ve met Adele. She was lovely. And hot. You, Joan Rivers, have become a jaded, bitter old mole. Get a plastic surgeon to manufacture you a new soul. Stop being an enormous hypocritical insensitive dick!
This is perfect. I don’t have anything to add. “Get a plastic surgeon to manufacture you a new soul” is my new burn.
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