Perez Hilton Adopted A Baby Boy, Hell Freezes Over

  • Perez Hilton has a baby boy?!? The man who made his career on doodling cum drizzling out of Miley Cyrus’ mouth and posting up-skirt photos of her announced on his website he is now the father of “a beautiful and healthy baby boy.” Well, mazel tov. I hope the world is kinder to your little boy than you’ve been to half of Hollywood. [Perez Hilton]
  • Steven Tyler was making out with 22-year-old Leven Rambin at an Oscars party. “I saw their tongues together,” said a source. I’m sorry for that mental image. [Perez Hilton]
  • Britney Spears is supposedly “obsessed” with Scott Disick. Perhaps she thinks if she marries Lord Disick that will make her Lady Spears? [Gossip Cop]
  • There’s a Pinterest wedding album for Ben and Leslie on “Parks ‘n Rec.” [Black Book Mag]
  • Alicia Silverstone can’t resist the Lifetime original movie fever befalling Hollywood. [Deadline Hollywood]
  • ICYMI: watch Alison Brie perform a White Stripes song with the actor who played Draco Malfoy. [The AV Club]
  • Audrey Hepburn has risen from the dead to advertise chocolate. [AdFreak]
  • There’s video of Prince Harry from his trip to Africa [last item], dancing with little children and being all-around his Prince Hot Ginge self. SWOON. [Dlisted]
  • Caroline Kennedy, a huge Obama supporter, might be getting named ambassador to Japan. [ Daily Intel]
  • Angelina from “Jersey Shore” is trying to raise money on Kickstarter to film the pilot of a reality TV show called “The Comeback” that she’ll pitch to TV networks. For only $25, you get a signed photo and a tweet from Angelina. And for $2,500, you can have dinner with Angelina at a NYC restaurant of your choice. [KickStarter]
  • “Dancing With The Stars” rejected Emily Maynard. Sad face. [US Weekly]

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