Suri Cruise Has Her Own Body Double

  • Suri Cruise is six years old and has her own body double to confuse the paparazzi.  That’s really sad, right? (But also, how cute is Suri’s panda hat here?) [New York Daily News]
  • Maya Rudolph has turned down FIVE sitcom offers and instead wants to host her own variety show. Okayyyyy. [Splitsider]
  • Anne Hathaway apparently practiced her acceptance speech to come off as more likable. [US Weekly]
  • Pippa Middleton is going to pen a cooking column for a supermarket magazine. Poor Pippa. I would have expected Tatler or Vogue. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • The new cast of “Dancing With The Stars” is even more random than their usual random casts: Andy Dick, Wynona Judd, and Kellie Pickler. We’ll skip this season.  [The Wrap]
  • A David Foster Wallace course syllabus from 1994 surfaced online and it’s got Jackie Collins, Mary Higgins Clark, and Stephen King on it. [Open Culture]
  • Dennis Rodman is now a diplomatic sports ambassador to North Korea? Sure, why not. [AP]
  • The “unedited master” of Kim Kardashian’s sex tape almost burned up in a fire at Vivid Entertainment over the weekend. I would have thought they’d keep that sucker in a fireproof vault. [TMZ]

Contact the author of this post at [email protected] Follow me on Twitter.

[Photo: Splash News]