Sex Mask
This guy will only have sex with his girlfriend if she wears a Billie Piper mask. Read More »
- Seth MacFarlane’s “We Saw Your Boobs” song was a fail in countless ways. But especially because many of the pairs of boobs he referenced were “seen” in rape scenes. [Newser]
- And on that note, MacFarlane has promised never to host the Oscars again. A promise I plan to hold him to. [Just Jared]
- Infidelity is the most effective accidental diet out there. Do not attempt without consulting your doctor. [Your Tango]
- How to deal when you’re hot for teacher. [Gurl]
- Great news! Your relationship with your favorite TV character is normal and healthy. No need to break up with Liz Lemon. [Betty Confidential]
- “Blow jobs can be taught much more easily than emotional stability can.” Advice column teaser and all-around brilliant line. [Nerve]
- If you need a reason to skip that penis enlargement, here are a bunch. [Em & Lo]
- If you dare, the woman caught having sex with a pit bull. Not the rapper … [Stupid Celebrities]
- Dr. Oz called the penis the “dipstick” of male health. What do you call the owner of the dipstick? [Raw Story]
