Pisces (February 20-March 20): Your world is about to get mystical and you’ll be re-feeling the love for something you had a passion for in the past, which could turn your life’s direction onto a different path. While it might sound scary, don’t fret. This new epiphany will be making you think clearer than ever before, so watch out world, because it’s going to be all yours, dammit!
Aries (March 21-April 19): The sluggishness turns chronic this week and you’ll be feeling all the symptoms. While this might not be able to lift you from your slumber that easily, remember that guilt can make you manic. Everybody needs to just forget reality every so often and if that means doing it on your back, there could be worse things, n’est pas? However, know this is a luxury, not a right.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): As they say, it’s always darkest before the dawn, so as you feel emotional twists and turns coming from the people around you, don’t let it get in the way of your own hopes and dreams. No one needs to validate what you want and if you give them the power, it’ll only be sucking it away from you. Don’t be your own worst nightmare.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): Your charm is going to be irrefutable, so use it to climb up the social ladder. Not to say you aren’t always oozing with charisma, but now is the time when your words will tantalize even the blackest of hearts. Yes, miraculous turnabouts will happen with people you never thought could, giving you hope for humanity once again.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Sharing your ideals is not something you usually do because you expect disappointment. Although this method saves you from pain, it also bars you from new experiences and possible insight. So, take the good with the bad, because this week will require you open up and share. Beautiful opportunities are there, but they won’t appear perfect. Think diamond in the rough.
Leo (July 23-August 22): You can dream about the perfect partner and your honey may come close, but reality now won’t be so kind and he or she will irritate the fuck out of you. However, attempting to try to make any wrong go right isn’t for you to do and if you even try, the only consequence will be the emergence of your inner brat. Realize you do have a good thing.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): Relationships are work, but there is a limit to how much you should have to do. So, scale back on the good deeds for your honey, because balance now is the only way to take things to the next level in the future. Yes, you’re in a precarious position now, but believing in your boo will help. Otherwise, let fate do its thing instead of twisting your life into a pretzel.
Libra (September 23-October 22): You’re going to have to fight through your ADD and stop trying to pass the blame to anyone else. While it does entertain you to see how much you can get away with, especially with those closest to you, where does that get you? Ultimately, this procrastinating is catching up to you and if you want to get control of it, take more responsibility.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You can drift in and out of love easily. However, when it comes to body memory, yours is tops and the final word in your relationship. Sure, this will make you wonder if you’re just a ho for making sex such a priority, but you understand physical chemistry is a relationship’s metaphor and if there is something there to stimulate, who are you to not want to dig deeper?
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): The more stubborn someone gets this week, the more they’ll show how they’ll never fully understand you. Not that they need to give themselves over to show a connection, but the fact that they make it a point to be an opponent is a massive (like, can see it from miles away) red flag. So, take it as you will and make a choice, or risk possible humiliation.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You’ll feel one way early this week, then by the end you’ll be off in another direction. Yes, your unstable and rebellious side will be taking over and have you wanting to do all the things that your mother told you never to do. So, go for it. After all, you’ll need a few scandalous stories to tell the grandkids one day.
Aquarius (January 20-February 19): If you want more respect, you’re going to have to stop expecting it. Otherwise, your need for validation from that certain someone will wind up taking an ugly turn. Avoid second guessing yourself and proceed as you want, as being fearless and authentic is the only way to really emphasize that you are a hot commodity.