Andy Samberg & Joanna Newsom Are Engaged

Andy As Sarah Palin?
andy samberg as sarah palin photo
The role of Sarah Palin on "SNL" will now be played by ... Andy Samberg? Read More »
Joanna Disses Lady Gaga
Joanna Newsom is not a fan. Read More »
Morning Quickies
quvenzhane wallis
Quvenzhané Wallis is cast in the "Annie" remake! Read More »
evening quickies
joanna newsom andy samberg
  • Andy Samberg and singer-songwriter Joanna Newsom are engaged! Do you think Justin Timberlake will get the happy couple a dick in a box? [People]
  • Janet Jackson got secretly married to a billionaire last year and didn’t tell us. Some friend you are.  [Stupid Celebrities]
  • So, some dude wants to start a holiday called National Have Sex With An Ugly Person Day. How charitable of him! [Nerve]
  • The priceist Starbucks beverage in existence is a $47.30 “Quadriginoctuple Frap.” It’s got 40 shots, which might kill you. [Newser]
  • We’re hella excited that next season of “America’s Next Top Model” will featured male and female model hopefuls. Here’s one of the dude contestants, a 22-year-old drag queen named Cory Hindorff who performs as “Serena Starr.” [Gay Star News]
  • A love letter to nine-year-0ld Quvenzhané Wallis (and her puppy purses) … [Crunk Feminist Collective]
  • … also, sales of puppy purses exploded this morning after Quvenzhané rocked one on the red carpet. [TMZ]
  • Nine TV characters who desperately need online dating. [How About Me]
  • How to age cheap wine almost anywhere. Good, because that’s the only kind of wine we can afford. [Bon Appetit]
  • Why penis enlargement is not such a good idea for penises. [Em & Lo]

Contact the author of this post at Follow me on Twitter.

[Photo: Getty]

Posted Under: , , ,
  • Zergnet: Simply Irresistible

  • HowAboutWe

  • afc-right-ad

  • Popular
  • afc-right-ad-2

  • We’re Loving