Suck It, Haters! Destiny’s Child’s Michelle Williams Scores Reality Show

  • Ha! Michelle Williams is usually kind of mocked for being the, ahem, least important member of Destiny’s Child (and her hilarious pop up on stage at the Super Bowl didn’t help), but she’s not letting it keep her down! She’s scored her own reality show. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Kristen Stewart was named the “least sexy” Hollywood actress, which seems mean and unnecessary and stupid. [Your Tango]
  • This Harry Potter-inspired spoof on Beyonce’s “Halo” is kind of hilarious. [Next Movie]
  • These Oscar face swaps are all sorts of nightmarish. [Next Movie]
  • The cast of “Les Miserables” (the movie, obvs) will be performing at the Academy Awards on Sunday. That’s when you can expect me to get up to pee and pour myself another drink. [Just Jared]
  • Eight famous couples who were cursed by Oscar. Careful Anne… [Tres Sugar]
  • Speaking of the Oscars, will Jennifer Aniston be announcing she’s pregnant on the red carpet? Probs not, but people are asking. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Hump Day Hottie honoree Jason Clarke (from “Zero Dark Thirty”) is set to star in “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes,” the sequel to “Rise of the Planet of the Apes.” [The Mary Sue]
  • Celebs that look like Muppets. Zach Braff and Telly? [theBERRY]