It’s A Hard Knock Life! Jane Lynch To Join “Annie” On Broadway

  • Jane Lynch is joining the Broadway cast of “Annie” from May 16 until July 14. So buy your ridiculously overpriced tickets now, kids. Or get ready to shiv someone. Fun fact: Julie once played “unnamed orphan #2″ in a local “Annie production. [Daily Freshies]
  • Kim Kardashian says she’s done with reality shows because of Kanye and her bun in the oven. Forgive me if I don’t believe her. At all. [Just Jared]
  • Bat mitzvah save-the-date videos are apparently a thing now. Four different Jews in  The Frisky office just yelled “THAT’S RIDICULOUS.” [Black Book Mag]
  • Katy Perry and John Mayer are supposedly planning to wed near Katy’s hometown in Santa Barbara and keep the nuptials simple. Hey, if Katy gets John off the market, I say we give her a Medal of Honor on behalf of womankind. [Yahoo]
  • New White House official portrait of Michelle Obama and her bangs. What do you think? [Wonkette]
  • Would you give up sex for six months if you got $2,500 at the end of it? In one survey, 50 percent of women said they would. [Clutch Magazine]
  • Are men crying more openly than they used to? [Yahoo Shine]
  • “Scandal” star Kerry Washington is set to appear in Tyler Perry’s newest flick, “Peeples.” [Madame Noire]
  • Happy 25th birthday, Rihanna! Here’s a RiRi song for every relationship status. [PopSugar]

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