No, No, No To “Good Morning America” & Their “Flash Wedding” Shenanigans

  • Show me a woman who wants to be proposed to on live television and have her wedding performed live on the air 30 minutes later in a “flash wedding” and I’ll show you someone who’s been knocking back too many wine spritzers. But, hey, this morning on “Good Morning America,” Melissa Cohn seemed happy enough planning her entire wedding live on national television in only 30 minutes. Wonder what she said to her new hubby Brian Bondy as soon as the cameras were turned off, though … [Jezebel]
  • Meanwhile, “Grey’s Anatomy” creator Shonda Rhimes has wise words for us all: “F**k Valentine’s Day.” Truth. [Madame Noire]
  • Erhmegerd! Jonathan Taylor Thomas is headed back to television. He’s going to guest-star on an episode of “Last Man Standing,” the sitcom that Tim Allen is currently on. [Entertainment Weekly]
  • Kate Middleton’s pregnant bikini bump baby pictures published in Italy’s Chi magazine are basically what my belly looks like all the time so, um, not impressed. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Kendra Wilkinson and Kate Gosselin are swapping homes on “Celebrity Wife Swap.” Sounds like Kate Gosselin gets the better end of the deal in this one. [Crushable]
  • Anderson Cooper doesn’t understand why anyone watches “The Bachelor.” Amelia and Ami, the floor is yours … [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Most women want size zero models banned from Fashion Week catwalks, according to a new survey. [The Gloss]
  • Everyone has an STI, so if you have sex tonight, for God’s sake, wrap it up! [Clutch Magazine]

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