Who Else Would Really Like To See A Justin Bieber/Black Keys Catfight?

DRAMZ ALERT! Apparently, ever-charming Black Keys member Patrick Carney said some sort of disparaging comments about Justin Bieber (Patrick Carney, you should probably get a hobby or something), lambasting young Biebs for not winning any Grammys. “Grammys are for like music, not for money … and he’s making a lot of money,” Carney said to TMZ backstage at the Grammys. “He should be happy.” Except, this being Justin Bieber, a small bit of dried mayonnaise crust on the cultural sandwich of America, he was not happy. In response, he tweeted, “the black keys drummer should be slapped around haha.” Well, J.Biebs, you could probably hire your fellow Grammy-ignored buddy Chris Brown to do that.

In the meantime, Biebs’ frightening roiling hormone army, the Beliebers, have taken to tweeting at young Patrick. Enjoy the tweets after the jump!