Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You’ll be feeling the heat and it might make you delirious and off with your judgments. Thankfully, good fortune is shining on you and those little debacles can wind up to be a perfect storm of romance, creativity and happiness. So, follow your raw instincts without apology, as it’s your primal hunger in control now.
Pisces (February 20-March 20): You can’t think about the past and you certainly don’t need to think about the future. Instead, focus on the present and nothing else. It’s about what you are feeling, what you are doing and what you need. If all is well, then you won’t feel so overwhelmed or hyper for too long. If not, then an aggressive feeling will overtake you, helping you squash any bad habits.
Aries (March 21-April 19): You can’t love everyone because that isn’t you. However, you don’t have advertise it either—especially now. Keep your decorum no matter what. Sure, a pesky moron will be acting a fool, making you want to enforce your fury, but it’d be an empty exercise. This week, use your vices as if they were your vitamins; it’ll be the only thing to bring pleasant results.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): There are always several sides to any story and sometimes no amount of talking will bring out its truth. So, be able to see through the gibberish to get to the heart of the matter. Know that fancy talk is just someone trying to compensate for whatever discrepancy they think they have. However, when you finally see through the veneers, it may just surprise you to feel what you feel.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): You can find entertainment in everything, that is your gift, but this week, it will turn into a curse, as your ability to look deeper to find something special will fail you. Flakes, idiots and a-holes, no matter how cute they look, will be riding your last nerve with their questions, clumsiness and ungratefulness. If you want to hide, it won’t be hard to outsmart them.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Your sensitivity will be acting up and it will make you feel like the whole world is against you. However, this drama will only be playing in your mind, not in reality—and if you just step away from your shell to discuss those fears, you will find someone who will want to listen. Sometimes just taking one step after the other is easy. Just breathe.
Leo (July 23-August 22): Your love life will be taking shocking turns, as a slow boil will steam up faster. Yes, who you hook up with now will wow you, as you’ll turn into a magnet for masculine energy, which will drench you from top to bottom in a way you never quite had before. Who knew that there could be someone with more balls in your relationship than you?
Virgo (August 23- September 22): You have a list of grievances about your boo. Too bad you’ve never voiced them— until now. Yes, you’ll reach the end of your rope, as there are no more excuses to tell yourself to calm the emotional anxiety. Luckily, as you pop, your honey will reveal deeper explanations than expected, which could mark a major turning point in your relationship.
Libra (September 23-October 22): Be decadent this week, as you have the cosmic pass to live it up like a rock star. The world is going to be yours and there will be plenty of luck to fill your pockets. However, this phase is a short one and knowing when you’ve had too much of a good thing is the only responsibility you will have to fulfill. So don’t fuck it up.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You can chalk it up to seasonal depression or pass the blame around to everyone you know, but disappointment is finding you at the worst time. This is Saturn in Scorpio. You either sink or swim, as that is who you are. If it were any other way for you now, you’d be bored. A total catch-22 is who you are, and not even you have the solution.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Communication is essential in maintaining your relationships now. No one can read your mind, nor should you want them to. If you do, then ask yourself why? Playing games would only reflect your insecurities now, and it’d be a big waste of time and perhaps possibilities. That’s right; don’t assume everyone has the patience for your idea of flirting.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Oh, love, damned if you do, damned if you don’t. Yes, it’s beautiful when you feel so comfy with your honey that you can do anything. Too bad when they start getting that way, it turns you off. Sure, it isn’t fair, but that’s just how it is sometimes. After all, someone has to be the one to go to the store for you.