Lindsay Lohan’s Parents Are Both Writing Books

  • Lindsay Lohan’s parents are writing dueling memoirs: Dina’s will presumably be about her ex-husband’s abuse, while Micheal’s will be called I Am Not Daddy Dearest: If I Can Turn It All Around, So Can You. Frisky book club anyone? That was a joke. [ Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Chris Brown crashed his Porsche into a wall over the weekend and blamed the paparazzi for chasing him. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Helen Mirren dyes her hair pink, says she saw it on “America’s Next Top Model.” LOVE THIS WOMAN. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Sorry, ladies, but Macklemore (aka Ben Haggerty) and his longtime girlfriend/manager Tricia Davis are engaged! [Instagram]
  • Amanda Knox, the college student who was accused of murdering her roommate while studying abroad in Italy (and eventually found innocent), will give her first TV interview to Diane Sawyer at ABC. [The Wrap]
  • You think candy hearts are weird? Here’s other strange courtship traditions from around the world. [Flavorwire]
  • Pope Benedict XVI announced today he is resigning, in part because of poor health. [Newser]
  • Lady Gaga’s tour rider leaked and her aesthetic tastes could best be described as “grandmotherly.” [BlackBook Mag]
  • Rapper Lil Mama will play Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes in the upcoming biopic of TLC. [Evil Beet Gossip]

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