It’s A Slow News Day Over At US Weekly

  • Actual headline on Us Weekly’s web site: “Taylor Swift & Carrie Underwood ‘Hate Each Other’.”  Oh, hello, catfight narrative that doesn’t affect male celebrities! [US Weekly]
  • Christina Applegate is leaving “Up All Night” and may be replaced by Lisa Kudrow. Hmm, I wonder if those rumors that her hooking up with Will Arnett led to the tragic Arnett-Poehler split of 2011 were true. []
  • Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s baby daughter Vivian is as gosh darn adorable as you would expect. [Styleite]
  • The story behind how Macklemore and Ryan Lewis got “Thrift Shop” to number one. [NPR]
  • Bath & Body Works is the “official hand sanitizer sponsor” of New York Fashion Week, which means you won’t catch Grace Coddington’s cold after all, dammit. [Racked]
  • Fifteen things that will tighten the butthole of any “Workaholics” fan. [HyperVocal]
  • Rob Thomas and Matchbox 20 filmed a Funny or Die skit and as much as I love them, I don’t think it’s that funny. Maybe stick to music? [Funny Or Die]
  • Seven “Seinfeld” plots that happened in real life. [Mental Floss]
  • Wait, Kendall and Kylie Jenner are writing a sci-fi book?!? Do they need a ghostwriter? (Probably.) Because Amelia is into that shit. [ONTD]

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