In Elaine Carroll’s hilariously warped world, Mary Kate Olsen is obsessed with her bodyguard. In real life, she’s obsessed with former French prez Nicholas Sarkozy’s brother Olivier, which is actually tons weirder. Here, Mary Kate tells her bodyguard that she can’t fantasize about him anymore, though she’ll give it one more ecstasy-tinged try. [College Humor]
Just In Time For V-Day: Very Mary Kate Is Breaking Up With Her Bodyguard
Posted Under: elaine carroll, mary-kate olsen, parody, very mary kate
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