John Mayer Officially Confirms Jerk Status In Romantic Relationships

  • John Mayer’s succinct explanation for what went wrong with Taylor Swift, Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson: “I was just a jerk.” [US Weekly]
  • An anonymous rich person (very rich person) chats about their life and comes off as extremely likable. [The Billfold]
  • Check out the cover art and track listing for Justin Timberlake’s new album, The 20/20 Experience! [Just Jared]
  • Katrina Darling, Kate Middleton’s burlesque dancer (distant) cousin, says everyone needs to get off Kate’s case about those topless photographs. Here, here. [Huffington Post]
  • Confirmation that there is nothing cuter than small children who haven’t learned to lie yet. [Videogum]
  • If you’re not in love with Tegan and Sara’s new single “Closer,” something is wrong with your head. [The Hairpin]
  • ICYMI: Stephen Colbert’s sister Elizabeth Colbert-Busch is running for Congress in South Carolina and has scored her brother’s endorsement. [Splitsider]
  • Jennifer Lawrence is a failed Abercrombie + Fitch model, which only makes us love her more. [Eonline]
  • Ten fictional characters who have given you unreasonable expectations for your life. [The Gloss]
  • Somebody from “Gossip Girl” wants to throw his name into consideration to play Christian Grey in “50 Shades Of Grey.” I could live with this. [Perez Hilton]

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