Porn Star Coco Brown Figures Out How To Get To Outer Space, Makes Us Feel Stupid

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Turns out, we’ve been going about this whole traveling to outer space thing all wrong. We didn’t have to become an astronaut or save up millions of dollars to get a seat on Richard Branson’s moon flight. Adult film star Coco Brown (sometimes known as Honey Love) figured out how to make that shit happen. If all goes as planned, in March 2014, the 34-year-old will be the first porn star in space. For the reasonable price of $100,000, Brown was invited aboard one of SpaceXC’s flights (Space XC is a private company in the Netherlands). To prepare for the journey to outer space, Brown has been training in Martian, Lunar and Zero G conditions. Before liftoff, she will have to complete training on a Desdemona G-force Simulator and the Albatross Jet, an aircraft that replicates space re-entry. But here’s the kicker: she’s not planning to perform any zero gravity space sex…

“Trying to have sex in space is a little difficult, especially if you’re going to do Zero G … You just really don’t that much control. People have to learn how working in no gravity functions before you do a porn there … We have gear that we have to wear, but I’ll see what I can do up there … Maybe I’ll pop my boob out and take a photo of it with the Earth in the background.”

Wait, what!? It’s that easy?  This woman is a goddamn genius. All she has to do is pop her boob out in space? I can do that! I can go to outer space! Where’s my invitation, SpaceXC?

[Huffington Post]
[Gawker]

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