The caption on this photo says “Tara Reid takes Jedward out on the town,” as if Jedward–who skyrocketed to ersatz-fame when they competed in Eurovision a few years ago–are her pet beagles or something. And maybe they are! She has hung out with them quite a lot. They’re Jedward after all, and I view Jedward with the same sort of fascination that Winona feels for Celine Dion. [I could be wrong, but I suspect Winona will take issue with you comparing Jedward to the greatest singer. In the world! -- Editor] And, like, what do you imagine they talk about? Macaulay Culkin? Silk shirts? The ineffable disappointment you feel when your “American Pie” costars refuse to call you back? Regardless, I hope this Tara Reid/Jedward combo plays out to its inevitable end — which is a parody porno. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
