Karl Lagerfeld Thinks Michelle Obama’s Bangs Make Her Look Like A News Anchor

  • Karl Lagerfeld talks some shit about Michelle Obama’s new bangs, because obviously. His most scathing insult was the implication that she looks like a news anchor. [The Gloss, Huffington Post]
  • Willow Smith has dropped out of Jay-Z’s remake of “Annie” because she’s “outgrown the role,” whatever that means. [NYmag.com Vulture]
  • Megan Mullally confirmed the “Party Down” movie is actually happening. [BuzzFeed]
  • The world may soon be treated to a photograph of Arnold Schwarzenegger “in the throes of passion,” for some reason. [TMZ
  • “Millionaire Matchmaker”‘s Patti Stanger set up Denise Richards’ widower father. I cringe at the thought of her “no sex before monogamy!” lecture. [Crushable]
  • New Ellie Goulding music video! Here’s her video for “Explosions.” [Perez Hilton]
  • Prince Charles took his first ride on the London tube in 27 years and looked pretty uncomfortable about it. [The Sun UK]
  • Brendan Coyle, AKA the actor who plays Bates on “Downton Abbey,” told a fan “go fuck yourself” over Twitter. Oh, those wily Brits. [Huffington Post]
  • The best cats photobombing real estate listings! [Estately]
  • Run for the bunker, the Lohans are procreating. Michael Lohan’s girlfriend Kate Major gave birth yesterday to a boy named Landon Major Lohan. If there is one thing Michael Lohan should be doing, it is having more children he cannot parent. [US Weekly]

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