You Deserve A Pizza Patch

You know all those late nights you spent sort of drunk and eating pizza with friends? Well, you deserve a medal for that. And if not a medal, then at least a patch, right? Thankfully the guys over at Demerit Patches realize that you deserve to be rewarded for all the little things you do in life, even if you aren’t a Scout. They’ve created a series of snappy-looking badges that acknowledge things like “All That Internet Porn You Looked At” and “The Time You Cooked And Ate An Entire Package Of Bacon.” Each badge is self-adhesive and will survive being washed. So go ahead, get yourself that badge that says “I’m Really Good At Beer Pong.” [$3.95 each, Demerit Wear]