Lindsay Lohan “Too Sick” To Fly Prior To Court Dates, Shockingly

  • Lindsay Lohan is still living up to her court-avoiding reputation. This time, she’s found a doctor to say she’s “too sick” to fly. [Crushable]
  • Jason London was punched in a bar fight, arrested and then crapped himself in the backseat of a police car. He also allegedly called the cops homophobic slurs. Oooof, that mug shot is not looking good. [TMZ]
  • “30 Rock” might be ending this week, but at least we can eat consolation ice cream while watching the entire show over again.  Ben & Jerry’s will announce its “30 Rock”-inspired flavor on Thursday. I bet it’ll be some pun on Liz Lemon. []
  • For the love of Buddha! Russell Brand staged a walkout in support of gus beloved yoga instructor and personal guru.  [Oh No They Didn’t!]
  • Justin Bieber is pulling a Taylor Swift with the breakup song “Nothing Like Us” about ex Selena Gomez. []
  • Whitney Houston’s brother confessed to Oprah that he’s the person who introduced her to crack. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • “Friends” fanatics, you’ll have to search further than New York City to grab a cup of coffee at Central Perk.  Super fan Du Xin just opened a replica of the iconic coffee shop in Shanghai. [BlackBook Mag]
  • Finally, a genetic excuse for why I binge on carbs every winter.  Thanks, science! [The Week]
  • Do NRA members and country music go hand in hand?  Or should I say “gun in hand”? [PopDust]
  • As if dating Chris Brown wasn’t enough of an attention grabber, Karrueche Tran is taking it one step further by posing nude for the cover of Rolling Out. [The Gloss]
  • Because I can’t get enough Justin Bieber and Chris Brown news today, the Biebs wants us to focus on Chris Brown’s music, not the fact that he beat up Rihanna.  Odd set of priorities there. [Crushable]

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