Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Cool your jets. Otherwise, you can count on crashing and burning. Yes, love the energy out there for you, but don’t be a pig. You have the tendency to go overboard in a way that doesn’t leave you ahead when left to your own devices. Thankfully, that’s what friends are for; they reel you in as you buck and bonk your way through your week’s need for excess.
Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’re sensitive and sweet and people need to love you for it. If they dare abuse this beauty in you, then it’s time to see them for who they are. But that doesn’t mean you should go the victim route, as that’s just another vicious cycle that will do you no good. This week, action should be your reaction!
Aries (March 21-April 19): Say goodbye to a bad habit. This week, you’ll put an end to one of your annoying peccadilloes that you haven’t been able to shake. However, a miraculous energy will be in the air making it possible for you to just end it. A whole new power will be overtaking you this week and it will strike you deep into your DNA. (Cue foreboding music…)
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Chilling out in mellow places and loving your life in that glam way will be all you need to get you through this week. If any other problem arises, just think of it as fodder for future brunch conversations. This is not a week when you should let any of the stress get you down, because it will have no consequences in whatever way you want to react.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): Oh no, it might be time to take a short cut and choose the lesser of two evils now. Having to suffer a little upfront is better than waiting for things to fester. You have to make your move now, so do what you must, as the payouts you are in-line with these days are fantastical. Life moves in strange ways, but for you, it gets downright sci-fi.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): The world is yours! Go out on a limb and know there is room to explore. The options are aplenty! Nothing has to make sense in any linear way either, because if it did, then you’d have to rewind and change up something. No matter, your gut feelings will be strong this week, so put logic in the passenger seat, because it won’t work where you’re going.
Leo (July 23-August 22): Don’t be a know-it-all this week. Although you may be right, there is no need to drive home that fact among friends. They will all give silent approval, but it will turn into a revolt if you demand they get louder about it. Be more humble, as that will win you ultimate admiration and genuine happiness when you want it and need it.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): It’s okay to let yourself daydream about where you want to be — have that five-year plan! At the very least, it can help your brain get past that psychological glass ceiling that you’ve trapped yourself under. Yes, you’ve had enough sitting around and letting it all float past, as there aren’t any “impossible” stories now. Check history, it’s made of impossible dreams come true.
Libra (September 23-October 22): Romance will come back like the sun’s arrival after a stretch of gray days. All your past woes will fade, and it’s only warmth you’ll feel from this week on forward. Be thankful for the moment, as it should be an inspiration for your times to come. Looking up is essential now, so put your self-sabotaging ways on hold, because this week it’s all about love.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You have this need to always want to see everything as perfect. If it isn’t, then the flaw will fester in your brain and overshadow everything else. Instead of letting self-destruction get the best of you now, reason with yourself. Move back just a few steps to get that slightly bigger perspective. If you do, you’ll see the blemish disappear from your very OCD point-of-view.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): You love to turn disaster into a beautiful art form, but this week, it turns into a comedy of errors. Yes, get ready for a lot of unexpected variables that won’t leave you much room to control your love life. No matter, it will tickle you somewhere nonetheless, and you’ll be able to laugh it off, if a bit awkwardly.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Throwing around the blame this week will be tempting, because there are many around you that like to appear more hardcore than they truly are. Not that you want to reward the mischievous ones out there, but you do love playing power games. Doing it in leather outfits will be even better.