Tina Fey Teases “Mean Girls: The Musical”

  • “Mean Girls: The Musical”? Don’t toy with my emotions like that, Tina Fey. For a second there, I was all excited that Regina George and the Plastics were headed to Broadway, but Fey says she’s been in talks with Paramount to produce a new musical version of the film for movie theaters. [E! Online]
  • Chris Brown’s run-in with Frank Ocean over a parking space last night might threaten his probation. A parking space, you guys. [The Wrap]
  • Who’s the hottest Mr. Darcy? Inquiring “Pride & Prejudice” fans want to know who to fap off to. [BlackBook Mag]
  • Suri Cruise in a panda hat? My ovaries are coating the walls around my desk. (Okay, that was gross. But you know what I mean.) [Socialite Life]
  • Can you teach “sexy”? Eh, probably not. But you can humiliate yourself learn some advanced pole dancing moves. [NYMag.com]

  • James Deen likens his “Canyons” co-star Lindsay Lohan to a child lashing out, probably not for the first time. [PopBytes]
  • Jennifer Lawrence’s parents are just adorable. [Gurl.com]
  • New couple alert: British actress Juno Temple is dating Kristen Stewart’s ex, Michael Angarano. [US Weekly]
  • Geek speed dating is actually rad. Who’d’ve thunk? [The Gloss]
  • In honor of the 200th anniversary of Jane Austen’s classic novel, here’s seven bizarre re-imaginings of Pride And Prejudice. [The Week]
  • Do the cops of MeetSinglePoliceOfficers.com come with their own handcuffs? Because I could work with that. [Gothamist]
  • Let’s do the time warp: here’s the 1998 J.Crew catalog when the cast of “Dawson’s Creek” were the models. [Refinery29]
  • Hulk Hogan tweets about his daughter Brooke’s legs, proving he is the grossest. [BuzzFeed]

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