Hot Links: Courtney Love Has No Love For Gwen Stefani

  • Courtney Love has taken a break from embarrassing her daughter Frances Bean on Twitter and has, instead, been spending her time throwing shade at Gwen Stefani. Courtney says that Gwen’s success is actually due to her husband Gavin Rossdale, who Court says is very smart and in charge of Gwen’s empire. And Courtney would know, of course, because she fucked him once or something. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Carrie Bradshaw famously got $4 per word at Vogue, Hannah Horvath got $200 for a blog post on “Girls,” and today it was revealed that Sarah Palin made roughly $16 per word at Fox News. Now, see if you can guess how many of those words were “Amen”… [Newser]
  • And here’s a link for my fellow nerds: eight “needlessly insane” moments from “Star Trek.” [Cracked]
  • Speaking of “Star Trek,” this “Star Trek and the City” Twitter proof is basically perfect. Sample tweet: “Needless to say, the Prime Directive wasn’t the only thing Samantha violated that night.” [The Mary Sue]
  • Your mind will be blown by these 28 life hacks. [theBERRY]
  • Katie Holmes supposedly so inspired by the kickass lawyers who executed her recent divorce from Tom Cruise that she’s considering going to law school to become a divorce lawyer herself. I’m sure this is totally true. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]