Evening Quickies: Justin Bieber’s “Yellow Raincoat” Song Is Either About Selena Gomez Or Condoms

  • Justin Bieber’s new song “Yellow Raincoat” has all the Beliebers freaking out that its about Selena Gomez … obviously because they’re too young to know that “raincoat” is a euphemism for condoms. [Crushable]
  • Beyoncé is starting a lifestyle blog called The Bey Hive. It’s curtains for GOOP now, Gwynnie. [Contact Music]
  • Watch high school senior Jacob Rudolph come out in front of 300 of his class in this touching video while receiving a class award. Inspiring! [Gurl]
  • Halle Berry apparently dipped her bare breast in guacamole. There’s a mental image for you. [Socialite Life]

  • Is sex really better without a condom? [The Gloss]
  • Singer Michael Buble and his wife Luisana Lopilato are expecting their first child together. Mazel tov! [Stupid Celebrities]
  • David Fincher is in talks to direct the big screen version of “Gone Girl,” which Reese Witherspoon is producing. [NYmag.com Vulture]
  • Natalie Portman’s husband Benjamin Millepied has been hired as the new director of dance at the Paris Opera Ballet, meaning the actress and their son will be moving to France. So. Jealous. [US Weekly]
  • Marisa Tomei is engaged to her longtime boyfriend, “Prometheus” star Logan Marshall Green. Congratulations! [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Five ways to DIY the LACK table from IKEA. [Glitter Guide]
  • A dude tries SoulCycle and lives to tell about it. [AskMen]
  • If clothing store names were honest … [Thought Catalog]

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