Do Not Want: A Flip Flop And Heel, All In One

Do Not Want: Sheer Hat

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Do Not Want: Odd Sneakers

Python print, studs, neon, embroidery, oh my! Read More »

Do Not Want: Stockings

These stockings give us the creepy-crawlies. Read More »

Do Not Want: Keychain

A keychain... that comes with keys. Dumb. Read More »

DO NOT WANT

I understand that as a shoe designer, you have a limited number of shapes to work with. A foot is a foot is a foot, after all. But for the love of Michael J. Fox, please don’t ever let this weird shoe hybrid happen again. It’s as if the two competing footwear trends for mid-’90s sorority girls — the platform flip flop and the Mary  Jane stiletto heel — have been somehow Frankenstein-ed into one completely horrific shoe monster. [$168.95, DV by Dolce Vita]