- Jessica Simpson is getting an NBC sitcom based on her life, in which she will star. Unlike “Newlyweds,” this one will be intentionally funny. [PopBytes]
- Taylor Swift supposedly asked Jennifer Lawrence to ask out Bradley Cooper for her at the Golden Globes. But he is wary because she’s both “a serial dater” and a fetus, and politely declined. [Stupid Celebrities]
- Lady Gaga wants to purchase and restore Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch, all 3,000 acres of it, including a petting zoo and fairground. She wants to preserve Neverland and hand it over to Jackson’s children when they’re grown. [NME]
- Amanda Bynes got a cheek piercing. Face cheek, I mean. [VH1]
- Lena Dunham on why getting her $3 million book deal was “stressful.” [The Gloss]
- Elton John and his husband David Furnish have welcomed their second son, a little boy named Elijah, via a surrogate. Mazel tov! [People]
- Painful sex? You’re not alone. [Em & Lo]
- Is this a video of drunk Selena Gomez? Hell, if I had to put up with Justin Bieber’s bullshit, I would be drunk too. [VH1]
- Depressing: the room in which Whitney Houston died at the Beverly Hills hotel is no longer available for rent and is now being used for storage. [New York Post]
- Sex advice from “Sideways” star Paul Giamatti. [Nerve]
- Ten silly tips to shake up your makeup routine. [Gurl]
- “Friday Night Lights”‘s Minka Kelly and ”Avengers” star Chris Evans are still going strong. [Socialite Life]
- Seven rules for getting divorced without losing your marbles. [Modern Man]
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